"Yes, they're LEGAL in this picture...seeing as how it's dated 9-29-97, and the twins were born 7-06-78. Believe it or not, they're 19 in this picture! (And furthermore, they're 31 now... so I can fantasize all I want about them!!!" - Go to picture >>
"Up and down, up and down...ALL night long! Somehow, I really don't think I could possibly last that long with these two. What a pity..." - Go to picture >>